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And now, the Jane Richardson fact of the night! Brought to you by Fire Woman™ whiskey: aged in barrels of the world's hottest cinnamon candies!
Did you know when Mrs. Richardson is eliminating her targets on the baddest of days she's having, her methods of killing become more graphic and violent? It's true! Examples:
Knife stabbed through the back of the neck.
Eviscerated and strangled to death with intestines.
Poisonous snake (i.e. Rattlesnake, Copperhead) unleashed on victim in close range.
Force-fed gasoline (sometimes pure grain alcohol) and match dropped into mouth (this results of spontaneous combustion from the inside).
Face pushed against the road from an open car door during an in-vehicle assault.
Dunked head-first into deep fryer/boiling pot of water.
Barricaded and locked in sauna, heat is turned up. ALL. THE. WAY. UP! O_O
Slammed head-first repeatedly against electrical fuse box/power source, causing severe electrocution.
On her baddest day when she was to eradicate her impostor Jane Arkensaw, her method of making Arkensaw meet her maker? A large, and very, VERY sharp axe! O_O
Did you know when Mrs. Richardson is eliminating her targets on the baddest of days she's having, her methods of killing become more graphic and violent? It's true! Examples:
Knife stabbed through the back of the neck.
Eviscerated and strangled to death with intestines.
Poisonous snake (i.e. Rattlesnake, Copperhead) unleashed on victim in close range.
Force-fed gasoline (sometimes pure grain alcohol) and match dropped into mouth (this results of spontaneous combustion from the inside).
Face pushed against the road from an open car door during an in-vehicle assault.
Dunked head-first into deep fryer/boiling pot of water.
Barricaded and locked in sauna, heat is turned up. ALL. THE. WAY. UP! O_O
Slammed head-first repeatedly against electrical fuse box/power source, causing severe electrocution.
On her baddest day when she was to eradicate her impostor Jane Arkensaw, her method of making Arkensaw meet her maker? A large, and very, VERY sharp axe! O_O
Mark your calendars! ^-^
Hello my beautiful dearies, just wanted to let you know, on the 24, Jane's little sister Jessie turns 36! :D
Just... Don't -_-
To whom it may concern: Angela (mistress-lovely), if by chance you return and you happen to read this, let me take a moment to say that 1-- I'm in no mood for you to conduct an interview with me because you feel guilty for not talking to me in so long. 2-- Stop denying that you're under the impression that we're still best friends and that you think the world of me, because after that little fiasco in 2017 involving your obsessed "stalker" who shall not be named, I received a lot of unnecessary and unwarranted flak from a bunch of easily-triggered assholes, because during that time, it worsened my then-alcohol abuse and made me suffer severe crippling anxiety and depression, and you brushed it off like it was just a minor inconvenience akin to someone spilling a glass of wine on their rug. It was a no joke! :facepalm: and 3-- This whole story about your obsessed "stalker" wanting to literally wear your son's skin... yeah, I find that story to be a little far-fetched, sweetie... had
Mary Richardson's 35th! :D
Today marks the 35th birthday of Mary Richardson! :happybounce: And today is the birthday of Yours Truly! :D :w00t!:
Important Message :3
There's more to come... :popcorn:
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Jane. Is. Awesome. 
*gives Jane a chainsaw, strawberry cheesecake, and cute drawings of Mary*
*gives Jane a chainsaw, strawberry cheesecake, and cute drawings of Mary*