Was Jane Going To Pitch These?

As you may know, Mrs. Richardson has come along way since appearing in her first feature horror film "The Night Jeffrey Died" and starring in her own series along with her beloved Mary "The Erotic Diaries of Jane and Mary". Now, since having her own production team to not only do music videos for her band Lost Beyond the Stars and cinematography for her films, but Jane seems to have whipped together these TV shows! These were found on Jane's home office computer and each one a screen cap from the television pilots listed. Let's see what we got, shall we?


Dessert Rescue

Genre: Food Reality Television
Narrated by: Malcolm McDowell
Starring: Mary Richardson
Country of Origin: United States
Original Language: English
Running Time: 45 Minutes
Production Company: Hugo Pictures
Original Network: Food Network


Plot Summary: Mary Vaughn Richardson is a mixture of Bob Ross and Gordon Ramsay when it comes to the dessert industry. Having known for making sinfully sweet desserts herself and making stunning eye candy on canvas, Mary takes a trip to various restaurants and dessert shops, giving her expertise and knowledge on how to make a dessert that will not only sell and bring customers in, but to save the business and put it on the map. When some appreciate her help, she's as sweet as she can be , those who are ungrateful and have substandard confectioneries, her daddy's explosive and violent temper is made known! 



Survival Boot Camp

Genre: Survival/Survival Competition
Country of Origin: United States
Original Language: English
Created by: Jane Richardson
Presented by: Jane Richardson
Narrated by: Ron Perlman
Starring: Survival Boot Camp contestants 
Executive producers:
Jane Richardson
Mary Richardson
Alison Vaughn
Locations: Various

Production Companies:
Hugo Pictures
Not Really Entertainment
Pasta City Television
Purple Juice Media
United Artists Media Group
MGM Television

Distributor: CBS Television Distribution
Original Network: CBS

Plot Summary: Presented as not only a How-To Manual for nature survival, but also as a fun competitive game. Contestants are split into different groups and take part in such challenges like jousting, scavenger hunts, water balloon fights, snowball fights, and obstacle courses, all while learning survival skills. Prizes are offered, such as a $500,000 dollars in cash. Combined with the likes of American Gladiators, Double Dare, and Man vs. Wild, Survival Boot Camp introduces men, women, and kids to not only exciting destinations, but fun, and the thrill of a lifetime.




Date Night Disaster

Genre: Reality Television
Country of Origin: United States
Original Language: English
Created by: Jane and Jessie Richardson
Directed by: Jane Richardson
Starring: Jason Night
Narrated by: Natasha Henstridge

Executive producers:
Jane Richardson
Mary Richardson
Alison Vaughn
Jason Night

Produced by:
Nick Vaughn

Production Companies:
Hugo Pictures
Not Really Entertainment
Pasta City Television
Original Productions

Original Networks: Spike TV, FOX



Plot Summary: Former police officer-turned-bartender and Jessie Richardson's boyfriend Jason Night is invited by couples both (straight and LGBT) to spend a week helping potential lovers and courting suitors get ready for an unforgettable night out together, and helps the lovers confront the over-protective, over-bearing parents, showing them that their son/daughter is right for the person they are dating. While their are some date nights that begin and end on a good note, there are some that end in total disaster.



Boy, that was a long description, eh? But it was well-worth it. Comment below and let me know which one you liked the best.


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Source images for all title cards: Google